Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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