The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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