i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My penis needs a shock collar
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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