when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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