she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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