at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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