Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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