Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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