1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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