So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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