He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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