let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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