I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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