don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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