She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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