Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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