we made out on top of his cat.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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