New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
