Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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