Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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