i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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