Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
