So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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