he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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