Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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