I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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