whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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