he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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