No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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