Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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