TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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