at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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