I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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