I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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