Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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