problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
