Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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