do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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