Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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