My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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