So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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