JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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