we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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