Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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