She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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