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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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