hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She said her name was "party"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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