they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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