The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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