why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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