please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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