this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.