All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay