fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.