help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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